Pioneer One by Pioneer One

OK, I've tried to have my peeps call your peep, about that nude scene with Lindsey Lohan after you work her into the Series. The whole deal with her being a "Real Martian", as opposed to those Russian visitors, and how she and Yuri originally hooked up when he was out wandering around the old water distillation machine and she came up out of the sand and morphed into, well into LiLo, and they like, well you know DID IT in the sand and stuff. I'm really conflicted about playing that part of LiLo the Martian's jilted Procreation Unit, just sayin' ...